Weird Elder Parody

In a parody of a parody I have parodied "Another One Rides The Bus".  My Elder friends like it...not sure if it's a positive contribution to their missions, though.  It's just REALLY true!  I rode the bus to our branch building today and we were "packed in like sardines".

Riding in the bus down Chapaeva
And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!)
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the drunk guys in the back
It was smelling like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stopping to pick up more (look out)

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, who's gonna sit by you?
Another one rides the bus

There's a purse poking me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old guy standing next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
I think I'm missing a contact lens
I think my passports gone
And I think this bus is stopping again
To let a couple babushkas get on (look out)

Another one rides the bus (ow)
Another one rides the bus (hey hey)
Another one rides the bus (hey-ey-ey-ey ey ey eyyyyyy)

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue (Yeah)
People are squished up next to me

I just don't know what to do

Well I should've got off a couple stops ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more (yeaaah)

 And in case you're not sure about Weird Al....here is a little demo...